SORTING HAT RANDOM CRACK GENERATOR

[caresawholeawfullot]

,Here's a one from back in the lj days. It's pretty good for some wtf-ery and lulz!

• First you go HERE.
• Look! It's two characters and a prompt! I tried rewriting some prompts so some of them are dull but the odd combos are the best part anyway.
• Clicking HOME or refreshing the page will bring you a new set of characters and prompt!
• Post what you like here, write a fic or a drabble, leave the prompt for someone else to write it, whatever!
• Sets don't have to be shippy, but they can be if you want. Be as serious or cracky as you wish.
• Put up warnings if you need them???
• The character list is up-to-date as of this morning.

Have fun, guys!

Comments

[fuckmackandme]

Peter Parker / Marshall Lee

Toilet Paper


. . . Wat.

[marshall_lee]

We shall go forth and TP the Whomping Willow. (I will write this sometime tomorrow)

[caresawholeawfullot]

Bro Strider / Philip Coulson
Pole

I think some of you guys can have fun with that one.

Tony Stark / John Egbert
Charms accident

This could be fun.

Herbert West / Rapunzel Gothel
Shampoo

YES OF COURSE THE FIRST RAPUNZEL ONE I SEE INVOLVES HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS.

Loki Laufeyson / Rapunzel Gothel
Creepy

Oooh I might try this.

Roxas Cerridwen / Mabel Pines
Falling down stairs

Maxim Jaeger / Rapunzel Gothel
Hair

I'LL STOP HITTING REFRESH NOW.

[mabelangelo]

Cronus Ampora / Bro Strider

Candles

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[caresawholeawfullot]

I think I accidentaly froze this because I wasn't paying attention to where I was clicking BUT I FIXED IT.

[mabelangelo]

auhuhas I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE. lmao

[bev_rage]

Mabel Pines / John Egbert
Demented seme

Greg Lestrade / Roxy Lalonde
Charms accident

Philip Coulson / Steve Rogers
Canned asparagus

Deirdre Vantas-Leijon / Bruce Banner
Green
Okay, I laughed.

Shinra Kishitani / Sam Winchester
Roses

[mysterytwin]

Marceline Abadeer / Mabel Pines
Principle

Katniss Everdeen / Feliciano Vargas
Camp

Tulio Garza / Roxas Cerridwen
Gift

Mabel Pines / Coraline Jones
Discovery

Gamzee Makara / Mabel Pines
Hide and Seek

Dipper Pines / Norman Babcock
Frost

Mituna Captor / Sollux Captor
Shampoo

Razputin Aquato / Nepeta Vantas-Leijon
Pokemon

Dolores Maryam / Salvador Vantas
Nightmares

Deirdre Vantas-Leijon / Salvador Vantas
Mobile phone

Henry Yates / Dipper Pines
Flirt

Merida Dunbroch / Marceline Abadeer
Comfort

Razputin Aquato / Dipper Pines
Toilet Paper

Mabel get off the generator jfc

[formyownhand]

Merida Dunbroch / Marceline Abadeer
Comfort

Yes please.

I'm too busy for this right now but GOOD GOD

[3houseswatson]

Tony Stark/John Watson
Hobbits

aaaahahahahahahaahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[clockspinner]

Feliciano Vargas / Thor Odinson
Jewellery

this could be cute oAo

Jake English / Salvador Vantas
Irritation

OAO;;;;;;;

Arthur Kirkland / Vriska Serket
Groceries

...I...

Yong Soo Im / Madeline Bonnefoy
Muggles

abubububu

Steve Rogers / Dolores Maryam
Sex education

oh my god

Greg Lestrade / Cronus Ampora
Life drawing

DFLKJSDFKJL

Peter Parker / Roxy Lalonde
Sushi

oh god this could be cute

Loki Laufeyson / Dipper Pines
Cinema

awbuuuu babies

Greg Lestrade / Murdoc Donoghue
Hair

scream

Coriolanus Snow / Terezi Pyrope
Quidditch

SCREAM

Tulio Garza / Murdoc Donoghue
Discovery

fjkLSDFJKLFDSKJLSDF

John Egbert / Alfred Jones
Satisfaction

WELL UM.

[marshall_lee]

Marshall Lee / Maxim Jaeger
Hide and seek (could possibly be either hilarious or naughty)

Coriolanus Snow / Vashti Middens
Fear (interesting since she's half vampire)


Herbert West / Coraline Jones
Makeup (lolwhut?)


Dipper Pines / Loki Laufeyson
Curiosity (this could be adorable!)


Dean Winchester / Maxim Jaeger
Anxiety (...this could fit with a ficlet I've already written but have yet to post anywhere)