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the officially unofficial Sorting Hat fic meme!

It's what it says on the tin, people. Now. Here are the rules of ~~Fight Club~~ the fic meme:

1. Post a prompt, anon or not.

2. For ease of posting, make sure to at least include these three pieces of info when putting up your request, in this handy little text area:

Let's give two examples, one horrifying and one not:

Characters: Sybille/Constance
Rating: HIDE THE BITTIES' EYES (meaning R or above)
Prompt: OH NO SYBILLE DIDN'T INSULT CONSTANCE'S HAIR.

Characters: All the first-years!
Rating: G
Prompt: the cute discussions that take place while waiting to be sorted.

3. Requests can be filled as fic, threaded out by the actual characters if they're brave enough (or crazy enough), or filled with artwork! And nobody is too 'untalented' enough not to fill a request; if you have an idea, go ahead and post it up! It's all anon anyway!

4. Go forth and have fun!

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I have no idea what to ask for, so I thought I'd just make a thread to offer my writing to anyone. I've been in Hat for a whiiile, so dropped characters are totally game!

THAT SAID, I am super dumb about canons and can't promise I'll feel capable of writing everyone. But please do try me! I'll stalk around threads or old journals or whatever!

I'll only write up to PG-13 fic for sexual situations, though, because babies.

Edited 2012-08-22 03:05 (UTC)

I feel like I request this all the time but WHATEVA, I do what I want.

Amelia and Rapunzel taking the next step in their relationship. You can interpret that however you wants.

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I'm totally out of ideas for what I want to request too, so if you want to see something with one of mine and one of your characters - past or present - feel free to requeest it!

I'm completely open to any concept and rating and I have no problem with writing any type of racy stuff, so if you want fic of after Hogwarts or seventh year, go ahead :)

Characters: Chel and Shadow
Rating: PG? PG-13?
Prompt: Chel is flirty. Shadow deals.

I MADE ONE WHOLE POST WITH HER TWO SUMMERS AGO. IT COUNTS.

Edited 2012-08-22 03:16 (UTC)

This is Jen with a journal for a tooooooooooootally different game, but:

Marcie and Bonnie, rating: anything, sleepover time!

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Characters: Nepeta and Karkat!
Rating: G/PG whatever you need it to be really
Prompt: Anything involving over protective big brother Karkat. This will never not be cute in my mind

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Characters: Marceline/Marshall
Rating: Anything.
Prompt: Either boo-hoo un-life sucks or a possible jam session?

I'll write pretty much anything but I might be canonblind and I do reserve the right to say I just can't write something. BUT TRY ME!

Characters: Sal and Di with maybe a cameo by Art?
Rating: anywhere from G to PG-13
Prompt: Di telling Sal they're having a behbeh

ended up with more than a cameo sorry

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Re: ended up with more than a cameo sorry

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Di and Sal during their early years of parenting.

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Characters: Madeline and Amelia
Rating: G to PG
Prompt: Cuddle times?

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Characters: Di and Karkat
Rating: G or PG!
Prompt: Di's reaction to Karkat calling her mum :) (although it kind of already happened in game, more of an expansion on that?)

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I can write fic or make a halfway effort at drawing. Can't promise anything overly sexual though.

Characters: Rapunzel and Xion if that's okay!
Rating: G
Prompt: Xion introduces Punzie to sea salt ice cream. Shippy if you are so inclined.

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Art!

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Lets....try.....this. Man I have not actually written fic in years but I will give it my best shot. Nothing too sexual though I suck at smut.

Characters: Karkat and Nepeta :33
Rating: PG!
Prompt: Karkat interrogates Nepeta's first boyfriend c:

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Part 1 of something. 2 probably.

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3/3!

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Characters: Murdoc, Condy, Eridan, Feferi and Meenah (?)
Rating: Because it's family fluff, maybe G?
Prompt: FISH FAMILY. Specifically, just the 5 of them spending time together, having fun, etc.

Characters: Coraline and Wilbur
Rating: G to PG13
Prompt: Either one of them asks the other out.

+1 to Coraline/Wilbur

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ask and ye shall get fluffy fishies

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Characters: Natasha, Clint & Tony
Rating: G/PG
Prompt: Hijinks ensue when the three get bored.

For Chiara and Aranea. Any rating any prompt anything

FUCK DA MAN, I ain't writing shit.

BUT I WILL DO DRAWINGS.

Come at me bros

The tight pants command you.

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I'll write but I'm a bit out of practice! I'm not too comfortable writing smut so...yeah. Fluff is totally fine though!

I'd also love to read anything with my characters involved and I give free reign as long as it's nothing gory!

Edited 2012-08-22 06:59 (UTC)

Characters: Marshall and Marcie
Rating: PG
Prompt: Marshall introspective on finding and teaching another vampire like him c:

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Maybe if her weave didn't look so fake 8U

Anyways, I will attempt to write things!

And I want this:

Characters: Murdoc, Sybille, and Bro
Rating: I don't...care...but considering these three it's not likely to be G, if only for swears.
Prompt: AWKWARD TEA PARTY. Or just lunch. That's cool too. Anything of these three together.

Characters: TonyClint
Rating: Anything from G to NC-17
Prompt: Anything, hi-jinkery, sweetness, hell, even fluff and/or smut!

Others can be in. But TonyClint-centric.

Okay I will put my thread up here now.

I WILL UH, try to do my best with canons I don't know? Request whatever!

Characters: Amelia et Maddie
Rating: WELL WHATEVER
Prompt: Masturbate for me.

Look you asked for it when you wrote that.

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RATED R

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Re: RATED R

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RATED R

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Okay so. Yeah. That is a thing I'm doing.

I'm not familiar with a lot of canons, but I'm willing to try?? Any kind of prompts. All ratings.

~~Which is to say that yeah I'll write you smut IF YOU WANT~~

Characters: Sal and Bro
Rating: Anywhere from PG to PG-13
Prompt: Sal and Bro staking out the hallowed halls of Hogwarts on the look out for PANTY RAIDS

HELO JAMS

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Re: TAKING REQUESTS,,,,,,

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Tttaaaking requests. I am horrible at writing and drawing might take me a while, so if you can be patient, I can do either.

Characters: Wilbur and Tavros
Rating: G? PG? IDK
Prompt: Wilbur styling Tavros's hair like his own. Bonus points if you make it shippy!

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fic request!!

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